Irish Folklore Fans Prints

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Balding gnomes

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"