British Myths Pillows

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Barristers

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Myths and legends...

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

StonesHendge.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Elizabeth II

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Paunch and Judy.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.