British Myths Pillows

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Barristers

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Myths and legends...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

StonesHendge.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Elizabeth II

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Paunch and Judy.

Dua Lipa caricature

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.