British Traditions Pillows

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Actually, have you got any raspberries....?'

"It's the racket season again!"

Great British Eccentrics.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Bangers and Mash

Barristers

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

StonesHendge.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Michael Caine

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Caber

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Elizabeth II

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Dua Lipa caricature

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Beef Wellingtons

The First Roast Chicken.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Paunch and Judy.