British Food Pillows

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Bangers and Mash

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Barristers

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Camping holidays in the British summer.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

StonesHendge.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Elizabeth II

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Dua Lipa caricature

Paunch and Judy.

The First Roast Chicken.

Beef Wellingtons

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Disparate housewives.

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.