British Food Enthusiast Pillows

'Bubble and squeak. What's in it?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Bangers and Mash

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Thermidor Dali

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

Avocado Timeline

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Snacks for Learners

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Sushi Train Spotters

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

I am to blame.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"