British Cuisine Lover Pillows

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'Whats he saying about British Kippers Mabel? I don't like them, a nice piece of cod now you are talking.'

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Bangers and Mash

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Michael Caine

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Elizabeth II

Beef Wellingtons

Dua Lipa caricature

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

The First Roast Chicken.

"It's the racket season again!"

Taste of the east (London).

'So how long have you had this tendency to self-harm?'

Rule Britannia!

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Boris & Theresa

Back to work 2024

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

Go Britain!

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

No Big Silly British Hat No Service

'Actually, have you got any raspberries....?'

'What! Thatcher's Dead? Well I hope he finished the bloody roof before he went!'

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'