British Cuisine Pillows

'What's wrong with those fish?'

"Actually, it really was the Ploughman's lunch!"

'Yes, sorry, no more cod.'

Beef Wellingtons

The First Roast Chicken.

'What would you like for dinner?'

England's Cafe Culture

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Christmas Spcial! Only $79.97...Olde English Suet Pudding - 50 Gal.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Bangers and Mash

Great British Eccentrics.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Barristers

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

StonesHendge.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Elizabeth II

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.