Scottish Tradition Pillows

Andrew and his ensemble proudly accept first place in the annual Piper's Ball with their moving rendition of what was probably Amazing Grace.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Caber

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Stable boys and Scottsman

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

For services to Tourism. . .

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Lox Ness Monster

"It's the racket season again!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Happy Valentine's Day!

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."