Scottish Heritage Pillows

William Wallace & Gromit.

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

'Now that's a rare sight for a Thistle!'

"Aye, laddie! 'Tis a poor man who has na' heard the pipes!"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Calling Over The Roll of Fame.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Yuletide tossing the caber.

Scottish Baby

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot holding a heart.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

Loch Ness Monster

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Stable boys and Scottsman

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Scottish Love

Lox Ness Monster