Scottish Heritage Mugs

William Wallace & Gromit.

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

'Now that's a rare sight for a Thistle!'

"Aye, laddie! 'Tis a poor man who has na' heard the pipes!"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Calling Over The Roll of Fame.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Yuletide tossing the caber.

Scottish Baby

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Scot holding a heart.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Scot country dancing,

Loch Ness Monster

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!