Scottish Traditions Mugs

Drugs bringing into disrepute the traditional healthy Scottish lifestyle

Four men in kilts.

Man explaining why he prefers snuff to smoking

Man shot in the legs

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

'Wow, I like the look of that.'

Caber

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Scottish party

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Scot country dancing,

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Another Scotch?'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"It's the racket season again!"

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

Scottish Love