Scottish Traditions Pillows

Drugs bringing into disrepute the traditional healthy Scottish lifestyle

Four men in kilts.

Man explaining why he prefers snuff to smoking

Man shot in the legs

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

'Wow, I like the look of that.'

Caber

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Scottish party

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Scot country dancing,

'Another Scotch?'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love

Lox Ness Monster

"It's the racket season again!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

For services to Tourism. . .

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...