Scottish Culture Pillows

'Dear, it's time to pay the piper again.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

As a Haggis has one leg longer than the other, it was often thought the best way to catch one was to chase it around a hillside. Then have an accomplice chase it the other way. Thus making the Haggis topple over!

Bravefish

A Scottie dog and his cultural heritage - he sees the opportunity to toss the caber, whereas other dogs see posts as posts

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'Hoots-Mon... with a wee dram at these prices I'll never get tipsy!'

Robert the Bruce actually hated spiders.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Scot's beer.

'Will you stop banging on the wall? I can hardly hear myself playing the pipes!'

Happy Burn's Night!

'It's his special English tartan that celebrates Scottish independence.'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Aye, the last time this elevator broke down, we were stuck here until the wee hours.'

'Toss the caper.'

'Thank-you God.'

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

"Tosser!"

'MUST YOU, Bert?!'

Happy Valentine's Day!

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

"OK, lad - bring along the murder weapon."

"Wine? Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

"I got a call about some overstaying guests."

Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen

The Pied Bagpiper.

Scottish Independence referendum

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

Help from a Scotsman with a fish.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.