Scottish Culture Gifts

'Dear, it's time to pay the piper again.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."

As a Haggis has one leg longer than the other, it was often thought the best way to catch one was to chase it around a hillside. Then have an accomplice chase it the other way. Thus making the Haggis topple over!

Bravefish

A Scottie dog and his cultural heritage - he sees the opportunity to toss the caber, whereas other dogs see posts as posts

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

Embarrassing moments in caber tossing.

Robert the Bruce actually hated spiders.

'Hoots-Mon... with a wee dram at these prices I'll never get tipsy!'

'It's his special English tartan that celebrates Scottish independence.'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

"Tosser!"

Happy Burn's Night!

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

"Wine? Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

'Will you stop banging on the wall? I can hardly hear myself playing the pipes!'

"I got a call about some overstaying guests."

Scot's beer.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Aye, the last time this elevator broke down, we were stuck here until the wee hours.'

'Thank-you God.'

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'Toss the caper.'

"OK, lad - bring along the murder weapon."

'MUST YOU, Bert?!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Puir Donald! His wife finally found out whaur he keeps losing his troosers."

People Holidaying in the Highlands

At A Sports Competition In The Highlands.