Scottish History Pillows

'It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.'

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

Scottish Lady

Loch Ness Monster

Bonnie Prince Charlie

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Thank-you God.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hadrian's Wall

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Scottish party

British Prime Minister

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Scot holding a heart.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'