Scottish Legends Pillows

Lox Ness Monster

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Scot holding a heart.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Scot country dancing,

Loch Ness Monster

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Keeping Warm in the Highlands

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Wotan

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

Scot's beer.