Scottish Legends Prints

Lox Ness Monster

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot holding a heart.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Keeping Warm in the Highlands

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

Wotan

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

Scot's beer.