Norse Legends Prints

Wotan

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Hunding

Lox Ness Monster

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Wotan

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Try not to think of this as a raid. We prefer to call in an external audit."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Valhalla."

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

Hagen

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Hammer of God

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Brunhilda