Norse Legends Prints

Wotan

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Ginger God

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Hunding

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Valhalla."

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Hammer of God

Brunhilda

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

Hagen

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."