Norse Mythology Prints

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Hello, my name is Thor. I think I left my hammer in one of your cabs.

"Me too, I didn't expect this when I booked my saga holiday!"

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Wotan with eye patch

Viking Loch Ness

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Wotan

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Viking helmet...

Hammer of God

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Brunhilda