Norse Mythology Gifts

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Hello, my name is Thor. I think I left my hammer in one of your cabs.

"Me too, I didn't expect this when I booked my saga holiday!"

"You should stop identifying yourself as a Berserker. You're just someone who, at times, feels an inclination toward berserking."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Wotan with eye patch

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Ginger God

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Hunding

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Wotan

Wotan

"Try not to think of this as a raid. We prefer to call in an external audit."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Brunhilda

Hagen