Norse Myths Gifts

Ginger God

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Hunding

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Wotan

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Wotan

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

"Try not to think of this as a raid. We prefer to call in an external audit."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Hammer of God

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Hagen

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Viking helmet...

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!