Norse Mythology Buff Gifts

"The endless parade of murder and pillaging really spoke to me."

Hello, my name is Thor. I think I left my hammer in one of your cabs.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Wotan

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

The princess and the key

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Hunding

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Wotan

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Hammer of God

Hagen

Mournful Rhinemaidens

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Brunhilda

Viking helmet...

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."