Norse Mythology Admirer Gifts

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hagen

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Wotan

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Wotan

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Valhalla."

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Viking helmet...

Brunhilda

Mournful Rhinemaidens

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Hammer of God

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Jens Stoltenberg.

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

Viking Sissy Drink.

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'