Norse Myth Enthusiast Gifts

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Wotan with eye patch

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Ginger God

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Wotan

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Hammer of God

Hagen

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Viking helmet...

Brunhilda

Mournful Rhinemaidens

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

Viking Sissy Drink.