Norse Myth Enthusiast Mugs

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Wotan

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Hammer of God

Mournful Rhinemaidens

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda

Viking helmet...

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Hagen

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'