Norse Mythology Lover Mugs

'Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!'

"I reckon he's compensating for something."

Brunhilda

Bloody Vandals

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Hammer of God

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Viking Loch Ness

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Hunding

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Wotan

Wotan

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

'You're radiating negative energy.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Valhalla."

Brunhilde in a ring of fire

Viking helmet...

Mournful Rhinemaidens

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla