Norse Mythology Lover Pillows

'Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!'

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

That's some pretty bad hat hair, Bjorn.

"I reckon he's compensating for something."

Brunhilda

Bloody Vandals

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Hammer of God

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Ginger God

"Pooper-scoopers!"

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Hunding

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Wotan

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

'You're radiating negative energy.'

"Valhalla."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.