Norse Legend Lover Pillows

"Valhalla."

'Welcome to der Ring night. My name is Marta and I will be your Valkyrie this evening.'

Hagen

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

Viking Loch Ness

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.

Loch Ness Monster

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The Lake

Robin Hood Flies.

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'