Norse Myth Fan Pillows

Hunding

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Wotan with eye patch

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Wotan

"Valhalla."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Hagen

Hammer of God

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Viking helmet...

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

Viking Sissy Drink.

"I reckon he's compensating for something."

Bloody Vandals