Norse Myth Fan T-Shirts

Hunding

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Wotan

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Valhalla."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Brunhilda

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Hammer of God

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking helmet...

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Hagen

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

Bloody Vandals

"I reckon he's compensating for something."

'You're late, get to the underworld!'