Norse Mythology Fan T-Shirts

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Viking Sissy Drink.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Viking Loch Ness

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Our envoy to the Jarl of Orkney is back. It appears they want to settle out of court.'

Viking Careers.

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Viking teens learned the importance of safe seax.

Years later Thor realized that someone, had in fact, stolen his thunder.

"Well I prefer to think if us as job creators."

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Wotan

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Brunhilda

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Hammer of God

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!