Norse Mythology Enthusiast T-Shirts

Viking warrior has admirer.

Viking explorer Leif Erikson sits on a rock reading a magazine called "LEIF".

'Lack of calcium - that's your problem , Sven'.

'You're late, get to the underworld!'

"Me too, I didn't expect this when I booked my saga holiday!"

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Ginger God

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Hunding

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Wotan

Wotan

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Hagen

Viking helmet...

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Hammer of God

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda