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Viking warrior has admirer.

Viking explorer Leif Erikson sits on a rock reading a magazine called "LEIF".

'Lack of calcium - that's your problem , Sven'.

'You're late, get to the underworld!'

"Me too, I didn't expect this when I booked my saga holiday!"

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Ginger God

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Wotan

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Wotan

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Hammer of God

Hagen

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!