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"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Hunding

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Wotan

Wotan

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Hagen

Hammer of God

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda

Viking helmet...

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

'You're late, get to the underworld!'