Norse Mythology Nerd T-Shirts

"Call that a hammer?"

Vlad the Inhaler

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Wotan

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Hagen

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Hammer of God

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda

Brunhilda with a mask.

Viking helmet...

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Mournful Rhinemaidens

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla