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'And make sure you leave things as they are.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Wotan

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Hagen

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Hammer of God

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Viking helmet...

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

Viking Sissy Drink.