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'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Wotan

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

'You're radiating negative energy.'

"Valhalla."

Brunhilde in a ring of fire

Viking helmet...

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

Brunhilda

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla