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'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Wotan

'You're radiating negative energy.'

"Valhalla."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Brunhilde in a ring of fire

Hagen

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Brunhilda

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Hammer of God