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'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Valhalla."

'You're radiating negative energy.'

'It's a new idea where you plunder them just a little bit on a regular basis -- it's called 'taxation.''

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

Brunhilde in a ring of fire

Hagen

Brunhilda

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

Hammer of God