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Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Alberich turns into a dragon

Toadstools

Wotan with eye patch

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Recalculating route..."

Viking Loch Ness

Divine Desk Bins

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

The Mummy's Purse...

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Sisyphus Sawyer

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

The princess and the key

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

"My new day job is killing me."

Online Dating for Dummies

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

Viking warrior has admirer.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"