Viking Myth Lover Gifts

Götterdämmerung

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

Pillaging For Mom

"Try not to think of this as a raid. We prefer to call in an external audit."

"Valhalla."

'You're radiating negative energy.'

'It's a new idea where you plunder them just a little bit on a regular basis -- it's called 'taxation.''

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Brunhilde in a ring of fire

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

Brunhilda

Hagen

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."