Viking Lore Lover Gifts

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

Only the truly worthy can pick up Thor's hammer.

"To him foreplay is kill husband, burn house"

'You're radiating negative energy.'

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Horned costume.

Brunhilde in a ring of fire

Siegfried and the dragon

Vikings: "Goal!"

"What the...? I thought we were going to have a low key evening."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'No, we can NOT go swimming with the dolphins to get in touch with our sensitive sides!'

"The 'fasten seatbelt' sign is on for a reason, you know!"

"Whats it to be, soccer or rugby"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

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With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'