Viking Lover Gifts

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'Ring cycle'

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

'My name is Vernon. Spell it? Okay, that's 'V' as in Viking...'

Ride of the Valkyries

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Wotan with eye patch

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'Could you give us a push?'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids