Viking Vibe Lover Gifts

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"But I use all of them!"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Could you give us a push?'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

Really Early Vikings

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

Social Struggles