Viking Vibes Gifts

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Here we are."

The height of fashion in 1796

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Rocking Witches.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"But I use all of them!"

Halloween Selfie

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'