Viking Vibes Gifts

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Here we are."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

The height of fashion in 1796

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Rocking Witches.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"But I use all of them!"

Halloween Selfie

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Musicians