Punk Vibes Gifts

"I was expelled from reform school."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Punkins

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Which one's mine?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

Graffitti.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Chippunks

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'