Punk Vibes Gifts

"I was expelled from reform school."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Which one's mine?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

Graffitti.

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Chippunks

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

Ian Dury

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'