Punk Style Gifts

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

The Piercing Parlor: Free lightning rods with nose rings.

"They only sold the studs in boxes of.."

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

'Let me get this straight - you did that to yourself!'

Daily life

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Which one's mine?"

'Punk Rock?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Graffitti.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Cybergoth.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Ian Dury

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Chippunks

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.