Punk Style T-Shirts

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

The Piercing Parlor: Free lightning rods with nose rings.

"They only sold the studs in boxes of.."

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

'Let me get this straight - you did that to yourself!'

Daily life

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Punkins

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

Graffitti.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Chippunks

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'Here's one my dad wrote.'