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Help! These are my peak jewellery years!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Punk Rock?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Cybergoth.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Chippunks

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Punk Angel

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Skater dude.

William Hague as a punk.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.