Punk Fashion Lovers Gifts

Help! These are my peak jewellery years!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Punk Rock?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Ian Dury

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Chippunks

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Punk Angel

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Bad Hare Day

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

William Hague as a punk.

Hedgehog/Punk Romance