Punk Fashionistas Gifts

Worm Punks

Bad Hare Day

"The operation was a complete success! Come back in ten days and we'll take the safety pins out."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Nice haircut."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punkins

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Cybergoth.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Chippunks

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Ian Dury

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

Punk Angel

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

William Hague as a punk.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."