Punk Fashion Lover Gifts

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"Which one's mine?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Lou Reed

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Australian punk

Ian Dury

Chippunks

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Punk Angel

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

Bad Hare Day

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."